Description
Airsoft Morale Patch Product Details
Violent Little Machine Shop”White Girl” Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled)
Airsoft Morale Patch Product Features
This flavor is Entitled. Entitled as in, “I have Mummy & Daddy money, so I’m better than you and should get preferential treatment”. I hate that stuff… we all know that new Land Rover ain’t yours, Jessica, you work part-time as a Barista.
1.5″ x 4″ – Hook Backed Velcro with a matching sewable Loop Piece. Perfect to attach to tactical gear, bag, backpack, MOLLE attachment, gun bag, jacket or hat
HIGH QUALITY PVC RUBBER – created & designed in-house by Violent Little Machine Shop. Water-proof, durable. The detail WILL NOT rub off
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE satisfaction guaranteed. If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our patch or the design, we will refund 100% of your money
CHECK OUR OTHER PATCHES/STICKERS – Violent Little Machine Shop – Idaho-based, Veteran Owned purveyors of patches!
Violent Little Machine Company
Idaho-based, Veteran-Owned purveyors of the best damn morale patches on the market!
We certainly aint your mamas patch shop.
We started off making leather morale patches for some elite military forces (like Navy SEAL teams), and then rank-and-file from Army Special Forces, ODA, Navy SWCC, EOD and National Guard took notice.
We quickly realized quickly that our messages and offbeat sense of humor had social relevance.
We only use the highest-quality PVC or embroidered material in our designs – expect them to stand up to years of rugged use.
Scroll down and check out our other offerings!
What’s America’s least favorite word MOIST
We made this patch for you cool souls who appreciate it for all the good things it stands for: moist towelettes, a cookie dipped in a glass of milk, a dewy and sweaty forehead, wet sheets, and pancakes smothered in butter and syrup.
MOIST
White Girl Seltzer
Goldeneye
Bawn Journo
“Pitter patter”
The Welcome to Letterkenny morale patch. Based on what is probably our favorite Canadian TV show (sorry Trailer Park Boys), this patch knows all about Letterkenny’s 5000 residents and their problems. If you’ve seen it you understand if you haven’t then you don’t know what you’re missing.
Letterkenny Embroidered Patch
Rick Flair “WOO” PVC Patch
“Talk to Me Goose” PVC Morale Patch
John Wick
This patch is as gay as a 3 bill!
Carole Baskin does not approve this patch.
Heart of the TK
AR-15
PICKLE RICK
I gots the Beetus
“I’m just a professional”
The Creasy Bear morale patch by Violent Little Machine Shop is our flagship patch. Designed by artist Joshua Johnson, this original patch pays tribute to a fantastic movie and character, John Creasy, played by Denzel Washington in Man on Fire. Creasy Bear doesn’t give an Fk that you’re in La Hermandad, he’ll still put C4 up your rear. This patch is sure to be a standout in your collection.
Man on Fire Patch
Big Lebowski
Tombstone
Hooters
Baby Yoda is still cute as hell with a mask on.
My grandma, bless her heart, kinda looks like Baby Yoda. She also rides around in a floating pod and gets people to do things for her. The only big difference is that my grandma cusses like a muleskinner and is from Nebraska.
Baby Yoda Mask
Black Knight
Social Media Expert
Bears. Beets.
What makes our patches stand out
No-Rub 3D Detail
There are a lot of corners suppliers can cut in this industry… but we sure as heck don’t. Our PVC details do not rub, so expect them to stand-up to years of use. Don’t settle for sub-par patches.
Stitched Velcro Backing
All patches come with hook velcro backing, and most (check the bullets) come with a matching sewable loop backing piece.
High Quality Embroidery
We’ve been doing this for awhile. All patches are inspected by the crew before they’re shipped – no loose threads.
Veteran Owned
Satisfaction assured. If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our patch or the design, we will refund 100% of your money
About Morale Patches
Morale patches permit you to embellish your tactical gear in the field and are camaraderie boosters. These patches are styled around things like film quotes, memes, funny expressions, quips, and other off-the-cuff remarks. The patch design style differs and includes text, images, and graphics.
Morale Patches for Teams
Tactical groups, airsoft groups, and military units usually have a team patch or patch set. Pick a standard group of patches including a few morale patches which represent your unit if you are a team leader. You can use these group patches for team recognition, awards, accomplishments, and rank advances. It is an excellent way to build camaraderie within your unit. You can also keep a couple of spares on-hand for exchanging patches with patch collectors, friendly units, or allied teams.
Campaign Specific Patches
Most special missions, military operations, or airsoft tournaments typically have their own patches. Unit members or airsoft players who display these patches have the reputation that comes from finishing that assignment, campaign, or mission. Mission patches are a good way to highlight who attended when the mission happened.
Morale Patch Attachment
The majority of morale patches attach to gear, uniforms, tactical vests, and bags using Velcro or hook and loop attachment backing. The hook side is normally seen on the back of the patch with the loop attachment side on the vest, bag, or uniform panel. Other kinds of patches consist of iron-on and sew-on. Iron-on patches use an adhesive glue-like backing which warms up to stick to the placement spot. Stitch-on patches should use strong matching thread and stitching machines to attach to a uniform or BDU blouse.
Kinds Of Patch Material
Morale patch material depends on the producer. The main front of the patch typically consists of embroidered thread or PVC plastic material. The edges of the patch are sewn and the back is normally a Velcro loop backing area.
About Violent Little Machine Shop Morale Patches
Patches like the Violent Little Machine ShopWhite Girl Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled) made by the Violent Little Machine Shop generally hold up pretty well. Make sure to cut any loose threads to keep the patch stitching or embroidered patch edges from coming undone or unraveling. You can attempt to cut or anchor any loose threads to extend the patch’s life.
Morale Patch Care
It is an excellent idea to remove Velcro patches prior to washing considering that the wear and tear of a washing machine can be rough on the patch. To wash removable PVC patches with Velcro attachments, remove the patch from the equipment.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Question: How does the Violent Little Machine ShopWhite Girl Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled) morale patch attach to gear?
Answer: The Violent Little Machine ShopWhite Girl Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled) morale patch connects to gear with hook and loop, Velcro panels, or thread depending on the patch type.
Question: Is the Violent Little Machine Shop brand a good quality patch maker?
Answer: Yes, the Violent Little Machine Shop brand makes good quality patches at a great price. They ought to last for a good while.
Question: Where is the Violent Little Machine ShopWhite Girl Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled) patch made?
Answer: Unless otherwise stated, the patches are made in East Asia. Look at the product description to learn more.
Question: What type of materials are morale patches made out of?
Answer: Morale patches are usually made of a few kinds of material consisting of embroidered cloth, PVC plastic, thread, rubber, and other comparable fabric materials.
Question: What can I put the Violent Little Machine ShopWhite Girl Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled) patch on?
Answer: The Violent Little Machine ShopWhite Girl Claw Hard Seltzer Morale Patch (Entitled) patch works well on airsoft and tactical gear like tactical vests, plate carriers, gear bags, FAST helmets, and tactical rucksacks.
